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Dervis goes to tennis camp, and a girl comes on to him pretty...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:00:54 -0500

Dervis goes to tennis camp, and a girl comes on to him pretty hard, once she realizes he is not a homosexual.

Recorded February 15th, 2010 at 11:34 AM - 7 minutes 47 seconds

AW travels to China, and goes to the zoo. Somehow a monkey slips...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:59:50 -0500

AW travels to China, and goes to the zoo. Somehow a monkey slips into his stuff.

Recorded February 10th, 2010 at 7:30 AM - 4 minutes 21 seconds

AW runs into Alec Baldwin, not the best father. Then he acts...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:45:11 -0500

AW runs into Alec Baldwin, not the best father. Then he acts unsafely on a boatplane.

Recorded February 6th, 2010 at 7:46 AM - 3 minutes 22 seconds

AW tries to explain TV programming to a guy. The guy is mad so...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 10:02:53 -0500

AW tries to explain TV programming to a guy. The guy is mad so he threatens him with his goons and traps him in his house. So, AW tries to get out of the situation by buying the house, but his offer isn’t good enough, and he’s naked. He puts on some shorts, and comes up with a plan to buy a grocery store instead.

Recorded February 5th, 2010 at 6:00 AM - 4 minutes 58 seconds

AW wakes up at work and has 10 minutes to get ready. Then he...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:16:08 -0500

AW wakes up at work and has 10 minutes to get ready. Then he gets pulled over by the cops. He gets arrested for anti-Tom Hanks sentiment and has dogs sicced on him unconstitutionally. His mom thinks it’s not that big a deal.

Recorded January 30th, 2010 at 5:57 AM - 5 minutes 54 seconds

AW writes an offensive yearbook caption, fights behind enemy...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 08:59:59 -0500

AW writes an offensive yearbook caption, fights behind enemy lines during WWII, and gets a strange request from his boss.

Recorded January 27th, 2010 at 4:12 AM - 6 minutes 22 seconds

AW gets stabbed and experiences the Canadian health care system,...

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:56:23 -0500

AW gets stabbed and experiences the Canadian health care system, then he barely survives a bridge collapse.

Recorded January 18th, 2010 at 2:49 AM - 6 minutes 12 seconds

AW is hired to act in Episode VII. The plot is more Jodorowsky...

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:42:16 -0500

AW is hired to act in Episode VII. The plot is more Jodorowsky than Lucas.

Recorded January 13th, 2010 at 9:00 AM - 3 minutes 18 seconds

AW and a friend re-record A Hard Day’s Night. Recorded...

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:28:52 -0500

AW and a friend re-record A Hard Day’s Night.

Recorded January 12th, 2010 at 7:40 AM - 42 seconds

Dervis runs into an old flame, but her brother Harold feels...

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:59:48 -0500

Dervis runs into an old flame, but her brother Harold feels uncomfortable. Then he’s home and hits up a barbecue with his newly diversified family, and they reminisce about Joey Sheah. He hangs out with his little sister and presents his Sliders-influenced TV show pilot. Swisher loves it, but when Davies records his dream for strangeAM, Swisher’s an asshole about it.

Recorded January 7th, 2010 at 10:30 AM - 13 minutes 29 seconds

Dervis takes a cross-country trip. Bad things happen in...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:27:00 -0500

Dervis takes a cross-country trip. Bad things happen in Carlisle…no surprise. He tries to meet with the head of the PTA, our long-lost friend TJ, but then gets a ride from the Mayor after the front desk lady makes some lunch.

Recorded December 24th, 2009 at 12:24 PM - 7 minutes 35 seconds

AW hangs out in Ian MacKaye’s skyscraper. He takes a wild...

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 19:18:00 -0500

AW hangs out in Ian MacKaye’s skyscraper. He takes a wild elevator ride.

Recorded December 29th, 2009 at 7:32 AM - 2 minutes 27 seconds

Unfortunately Audio is unavailable for this entry: I dreamt that my BF and a girl/friend of his was...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:36:46 -0500

Unfortunately Audio is unavailable for this entry:

I dreamt that my BF and a girl/friend of his was trying to steal him from me, but in a sneaky way. She had long blond hair but I couldn’t see her face. She was very aloof and we were all in a house together, she seemed to have secret jokes with him and smirked at me. They kept wearing matching items of clothing for some reason. But he still seemed to care for me, he was just distracted by this mysterious friend of his. I was getting him to some crackers to eat and I spilled them all by accident. Overwhelming feelings of sadness and frustration came over me as I was scooping the crackers. I started to cry. I looked up to see them standing right next to me, WEARING THE SAME BLACK TROUSERS. I just lost it then and woke up crying!

Dreamed by DY on January 6th, 2010 at 10:00 AM

AW battles a difficult storm during a golf tournament in Bulk...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:09:59 -0500

AW battles a difficult storm during a golf tournament in Bulk Head, Long Island. He almost drowns, and it’s not worth the 4 dollars he is holding. Eventually, he is saved by the spirit of Ian Curtis. Can you feel it?

Recorded December 29th, 2009 at 5:58 AM - 5 minutes 30 seconds

AW gets a bunch of new bass profiles from his friend Jon, the...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:13:10 -0500

AW gets a bunch of new bass profiles from his friend Jon, the train conductor. There’s talk of going to Denmark. Later he gets thirsty but is warned about the abomination.

Recorded December 26th at 8:18 AM - 4 minutes 42 seconds

Dervis takes Hollywood. He plays a Fed and gets a lot of...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:09:00 -0500

Dervis takes Hollywood. He plays a Fed and gets a lot of voicemail. Then things get a little too real.

Recorded December 23rd, 2009 at 7:52 AM - 6 minutes 45 seconds

AW gets inconvenient knuckle tattoos. Recorded December 18th,...

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:46:07 -0500

AW gets inconvenient knuckle tattoos.

Recorded December 18th, 2009 at 7:20 AM - 1 minute 47 seconds

Dervis and Swisher join Danzig. He tests their transposition...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:56:50 -0500

Dervis and Swisher join Danzig. He tests their transposition skills.

Recorded December 17th, 2009 at 11:43 AM - 9 minutes 41 seconds

AW looks into buying an apartment on a cruise ship. Everyone has...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:55:15 -0500

AW looks into buying an apartment on a cruise ship. Everyone has a lot of fun on the ship, playing Rock Band and going on trips. But majority rules, and then there’s a big twist. Later he goes to a concert at Yankee Stadium, and tries to get Derek Jeter’s autograph. In the process he finds out a horrible fact about Jeter.

Recorded December 13th, 2009 at 6:00 AM - 5 minutes 49 seconds

AW hangs out with the family and plays nintendo. I think he...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:20:12 -0500

AW hangs out with the family and plays nintendo. I think he becomes Bill the Cat from Doonesbury in a special version of Ninja Gaiden. A lot of nonsensical cat talk.

Recorded December 12th, 2009 at 11:20 AM - 2 minutes 8 seconds