Dervis dreams up a catch phrase. “What’s Up, Zipplebutt!”

Recorded March 16th, 2010 at 2:43 PM - 4 minutes 19 seconds

Dervis gets in a rock fight with a disabled man. It’s okay, though.

Recorded April 6th, 2010 at 1:03 PM - 4 minutes 57 seconds

Dervis is fraudulently elected President, replacing his cousin Katie. 

Recorded March 29th, 2010 at 8:46 AM - 9 minutes 14 seconds

Dervis goes to tennis camp, and a girl comes on to him pretty hard, once she realizes he is not a homosexual.

Recorded February 15th, 2010 at 11:34 AM - 7 minutes 47 seconds

Dervis runs into an old flame, but her brother Harold feels uncomfortable. Then he’s home and hits up a barbecue with his newly diversified family, and they reminisce about Joey Sheah. He hangs out with his little sister and presents his Sliders-influenced TV show pilot. Swisher loves it, but when Davies records his dream for strangeAM, Swisher’s an asshole about it.

Recorded January 7th, 2010 at 10:30 AM - 13 minutes 29 seconds

Dervis takes a cross-country trip. Bad things happen in Carlisle…no surprise. He tries to meet with the head of the PTA, our long-lost friend TJ, but then gets a ride from the Mayor after the front desk lady makes some lunch.

Recorded December 24th, 2009 at 12:24 PM - 7 minutes 35 seconds

Dervis takes Hollywood. He plays a Fed and gets a lot of voicemail. Then things get a little too real.

Recorded December 23rd, 2009 at 7:52 AM - 6 minutes 45 seconds

Dervis and Swisher join Danzig. He tests their transposition skills.

Recorded December 17th, 2009 at 11:43 AM - 9 minutes 41 seconds

Dervis goes to a diner with his mom, loses his guitars, and meets the girl from Castle. Her family is okay with it.

Recorded December 10th, 2009 at 10:46 AM - 8 minutes 25 seconds

Dervis battles for Britain against France.

Recorded November 28th, 2009 at AM - 4 minutes 55 seconds